The new “puppy” across the street, Miley, has gotten much bigger. And louder. She’s always barking & dragging her dad around the lawn. Pfft. German Shepherds. I know all this because the windows are open more now, and because she’s apparently been “housetrained” whereas before she probably just peed in the house like puppies are supposed to do.

The crazy bitch down the street (I’m not being insulting, she’s crazy and she is indeed a bitch) still stalks me. God, you sniff a chicks’ butt ONCE and they think you’re married. I just play dead whenever I see her now. I don’t think she falls for it though.

In general, there are lots of goings on now that the weather is warmer. With my badge back on my collar, I’ve reinstated myself as Town Sheriff/Mayor and therefore have to sit on the back of the couch and watch out the front window to keep an eye on things.

I’ve also been running around the backyard a lot more, and getting more exercise. Did I mention my doctor told me I was slightly overweight? Yeah. I was miffed to say the least. I was NOT overweight. I am big boned. I’m part Staffordshire Bull Terrier, for Milkbones’ sake. Have you seen a Staffie lately? They’re like brick walls! Humph. Overweight. Although I’m also part Lab, and they tell me Labs can lean towards being on the heavy side because they like to eat. *sigh* Anyway.. people have been telling me I’ve lost weight, so hopefully I have. I’ve also been eating diet dry food, by Nutro. It’s pretty good actually. And mom & dad still mix some Halo Spot’s Stew in with it so I’m happy.

That’s about it for now… I’ll be back soon, loyal readers.